{"id":2099,"date":"2015-07-21T15:29:14","date_gmt":"2015-07-21T14:29:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zabbalin.com\/carnets\/?p=2099"},"modified":"2015-07-21T15:29:14","modified_gmt":"2015-07-21T14:29:14","slug":"livrets-pas-livres","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zabbalin.com\/le-cirque-des-mots\/blog\/2015\/07\/21\/livrets-pas-livres\/","title":{"rendered":"Livrets pas livr\u00e9s"},"content":{"rendered":"
\n

\"flyer-zabbalin-verso\"<\/a><\/p>\n

\"flyer-zabbalin-recto\"<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Les flyers ont \u00e9t\u00e9 livr\u00e9s.<\/p>\n

Les livrets, toujours pas.<\/p>\n

TNT pas \u00ab\u00a0express\u00a0\u00bb du tout empaille s\u00e9rieux et balance le grand jeu.<\/p>\n

08 25 07 10 71 –\u00a0 15 cts la minute. Cool.<\/p>\n

TNT international transport – poss\u00e9dez-vous un num\u00e9ro de transport \u00e0 10 ou 16 chiffres – dites oui-non-je-ne-sais-pas-veuillez entrer votre num\u00e9ro de transport \u00e0 10 ou 16 chiffres – *##*# – nous n’avons pas reconnu votre num\u00e9ro de transport \u00e0 10 ou 16 chiffres – veuillez entrer votre num\u00e9ro de transport \u00e0 10 ou 16 chiffres – putain, c’est con un Iphone ! Arrg ! Et ces gros doigts, mais qu’est-ce que tu veux foutre avec \u00e7a. Et TNT l\u00e0, bande de blaireaux, j’y crois pas.<\/span><\/small> – tous nos conseillers sont actuellement en ligne – veuillez rappeler ult\u00e9rieurement – si vous le souhaitez vous pouvez frapper votre boite vocale sans sommation et ce message s’autod\u00e9truira dans les cinq secondes – nous vous souhaitons une bonne journ\u00e9e.<\/p>\n

L’enfer au bout du fil. C’est beau la logistique.
\nDeux petits cartons, deux voyages. Bilan carbone pas top, empreinte \u00e9cologique marqu\u00e9e, nous voil\u00e0 un peu vert quand eux ne le sont pas assez et toujours en train d’attendre nos livrets. Y a des renards. Y a des loups. Entre les deux, il y a les relous. Gens de TNT, si vous nous entendez :<\/p>\n

D\u00c9LIVREZ LES LIVRETS<\/h2>\n

de nouvelles chansons sur le grill. Pour l’instant \u00e7a fume, on en reparle d\u00e8s que c’est cuit.<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Les flyers ont \u00e9t\u00e9 livr\u00e9s. Les livrets, toujours pas. TNT pas \u00ab\u00a0express\u00a0\u00bb du tout empaille s\u00e9rieux et balance le grand jeu. 08 25 07 10 71 –\u00a0 15 cts la minute. Cool. TNT international transport – poss\u00e9dez-vous un num\u00e9ro de transport \u00e0 10 ou 16 chiffres – dites oui-non-je-ne-sais-pas-veuillez entrer… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2100,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"status","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[27],"tags":[148,126,134,147],"class_list":["post-2099","post","type-post","status-publish","format-status","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-timeline","tag-babylone","tag-communication","tag-plantage","tag-relous","post_format-post-format-status"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.zabbalin.com\/le-cirque-des-mots\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/flyer-zabbalin-recto.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6p8HA-xR","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zabbalin.com\/le-cirque-des-mots\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2099","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zabbalin.com\/le-cirque-des-mots\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zabbalin.com\/le-cirque-des-mots\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zabbalin.com\/le-cirque-des-mots\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zabbalin.com\/le-cirque-des-mots\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2099"}],"version-history":[{"count":20,"href":"https:\/\/www.zabbalin.com\/le-cirque-des-mots\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2099\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2121,"href":"https:\/\/www.zabbalin.com\/le-cirque-des-mots\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2099\/revisions\/2121"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zabbalin.com\/le-cirque-des-mots\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2100"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zabbalin.com\/le-cirque-des-mots\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2099"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zabbalin.com\/le-cirque-des-mots\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2099"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zabbalin.com\/le-cirque-des-mots\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2099"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}